20 Things I Learnt From Meetings

"Nothing is produced in a meeting, save boredom and animosity, which is more of a by product really."
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These are brilliant, there's only one I don't think is correct:
"Always bring a notepad and pen. No one really knows why. "

I can answer this one by producing my own rule:
"The productivity of a meeting is inversely proportional to the number of doodles"